I found this cheery holiday image a number of years ago on the website votecthulhu.com, now https://cthulhuforamerica.com.
The image is no longer there but there are many other inspiring “Cthulhu for President 2028″-, politics- and madness-themed images on various products at https://cthulhuforamerica.com/shop/. As the site’s landing page states:
Vision for a New Reality
The American Dream is over. Teams Blue and Red provide no solutions for solving the problem of human existence. Why vote for those lesser evils? It’s time to wake up, America. Our problems are too large to solve. Our leaders too corrupt to lead. Our government too broken to reform. We need a paradigm shift.
Truth Based Leadership
Our nation needs a leader who destroys “reality” head-on. Cthulhu offers a bold, unflinching perspective that acknowledges the end is near. It’s time for a change that recognizes our bleak future and prepares us for it. We must wreck the world worse.
Cthulhu for President 2028
Your only choice since all hope is lost.
Wake up to the bleak reality: it’s time to awaken Cthulhu. Nothing will get better. We can only end it quickly. Together, we can face the truth and take the final step into the unknown.
Should we take these proclamations seriously?
Absolutely. Giving over our fate to Cthulhu, chief amongst the Elder Gods, is our only way forward. Will that end our existence and result in a terrifying death for all humankind? Well, yes, but it’s better than voting for spineless TERF turd Gavin Newsom, let alone the Orange Horror.
With great design and bold messages such as “Vote Cthulhu: No Lives Matter” and “Cthulhu for President: Vote Evil,” these happy cultists implore you to “join our movement to catapult America away from the embarrassing Trump administration to deliver eternal death to the world.”
